Alex Jones

Pumpkin Head

What happens, Wolf Blitzer, when somebody pumps rounds into your little pumpkin head and says, “It’s just political”?

Hah. You people. You guys better have some helicopter jump jets and be ready to get out of here real quick if the actual civil war kicks off. I mean, I’m not the one that’s calling for violence; you’re going to get wrecked bad. There are a lot of people like Santa Claus been making a list, been checking it twice about who’s been naughty and nice. And you kick off Civil War 2, baby, you’ll think Lexington and Concord was a cake walk.

– Alex Jones, June 15, 2017

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Advocating violence

I don’t need some coming-of-age deal to kill a bunch of liberals… we have to start getting ready for insurrection and civil war because they’re really pushing it… You’re trying to start a civil war with people. You’re taking our kindness for weakness. Do you understand the American people will kill all of you? You understand? We are killing machines, you fools… But I can shoot bull’s-eye at 400 yards, dumbass. I mean, they have no idea who they’re messing with.

– Conservative Alex Jones, June, 2017

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Bigger than 1776

Trump is so fire-breathing, so energetic, so cunning, so real, and he’s having results so amazing that it just makes me endeared to Trump – I’m ready to die for Trump, at this point. And I’m already ready to die for America, it’s the same feeling I have for America, because he is America, you’re America.

And I know that Trump and [Stephen] Bannon really know what are happening – what’s happening, they’re really trying to cut taxes, they’re really trying to get loans to small businesses, they’re really trying to get us out of carbon taxes and Obamacare, and they’re doing it, they’re delivering. And it’s so well thought out; it’s so good. I’ve studied history, I’ve covered politics for 25 years, 21 on air. And I’ve never seen anything like this. This is bigger than 1776 if Trump can deliver.

And then I see all the news — I’ve got articles today, “Ha ha, there’s tens of thousands of bureaucrats that are going to leak everything you’re doing militarily and sabotage you.” That’s called treason. That’s executionable.

– Conservative Alex Jones, February 5, 2017

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Alex Jones on Race

The media has made everything racial. It’s John Lewis that went out in the arena. It’s John Lewis that went out in a public place and shot his mouth off. It’s John Lewis that defamed somebody with no proof and some made-up “pee pee gate” dossier. And then in this upside down social justice warrior snowflake world, Trump’s bad because he responds, and that’s an attack. No, John Lewis attacked Donald Trump. The congressman attacked the president, the president nicely responded, and then they made a big deal out of it. I mean it just shows it’s the craziest crap. They must think the viewers and listeners are dumb, but they’re not. It’s why CNN and others don’t have any audience, why The New York Times is collapsing, because people have common sense. They’re like, “John Lewis attacked Donald Trump, Donald Trump said ‘Hey work with me, this isn’t constructive,’ that’s not even an attack and then they say that he attacked him first.” I mean it’s lies on top of lies on top of lies on top of lies. So I put out an article, a report entitled John Lewis is a lying pile of garbage using Trump’s term for BuzzFeed. And it’s true. These are all just lying piles of garbage. I don’t care what color they are. But the media covering for John Lewis is a lying pile of garbage. They’re all going bankrupt, nobody reads them, nobody likes them so that’s what you call a pile of garbage. I’m just calling it like it is.

– Master of Subtlety in Racial Politics, Right-Wing White Nationalist Alex Jones, January 16, 2017, on Martin Luther King (I’m sorry, Robert E. Lee) Day

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Jihadi Jeff

A lot of liberal women, as you know, the new thing is having a jihadi…There’s nothing sexier than a jihadi because it’s so fun to have him step on your head and kick you in the gut. Now, if the man treats you good and loves Jesus, he’s bad. But if he kicks you in the teeth and stomps on you, it’s liberal, it’s trendy, you go smoke hookah with him, and it’s fun.

– Alex Jones, February 8, 2016

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Homosexuals and the Devil

[Homosexuality] is being shoved on 5-year-old school students in the United States. Five-year-olds shouldn’t be taught about heterosexual sex or homosexual sex or anything else. So it’s the state promoting pedophilia, because they’re a bunch of pedophiles. I mean, look at all the pedophile scandals. I mean, it’s pedophile scandals in the BBC, in the government, in the churches. Not because there’s a lot of pedophiles, but because it’s a guild, it’s a cult of pedophiles trying to take everything over. That’s it. They’re on the side of the devil.

– Alex Jones, June, 2013

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