Sean Hannity

Don’t call him a journo

I’m not a journalist, I am a talk show host. And I don’t want Hillary Clinton to be President… I have over a thousand pages of op research on Hillary Clinton, and I will be unloading at the right time. Now’s not the right time.

– Conservative pundit and mouthpiece the GOP Sean Hannity, 2016

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Sean Hannity

Gray Poupon

As you all know, President Obama is a real man of the people, and yesterday he dropped by a popular Virginia restaurant to grab a burger with his pal Joe. Now the Gateway Pundit blog pointed out that plain ole ketchup, well, didn’t quite cut it for the president…

[Clip of President Obama ordering a burger with dijon mustard, followed by a clip of Gray Poupon commercial from the 1990s.]

I hope you enjoyed that fancy burger, Mr. President!

– Sean Hannity, attacking the elitism of dijon mustard, 2009

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