Roy Moore

Pardon? The Dreamer program?

Roy Moore: Pardon? The Dreamer program?

Host: Yes, sir, the DACA/DAPA. You’re not aware of what Dreamers are?

Moore: No.

Host: This is a big issue in the immigration debate…

Moore: Why don’t you tell me what it is Dale and quit beating around and tell me what it is.

Host: I’m in the process of doing that Judge Moore.

Moore: OK.

– Conservative Judge Roy Moore, July 11, 2017

Jefferson Beauregard Sessions

It’s Hawaii… A State

We are confident that the president will prevail on appeal and particularly in the Supreme Court, if not the Ninth Circuit. So this is a huge matter. I really am amazed that a judge sitting on an island in the Pacific can issue an order that stops the president of the United States from what appears to be clearly his statutory and Constitutional power.

– Attorney General Jefferson Beauregard Sessions, III, April 20, 2017, seemingly to forget how the American judicial system works

Jefferson Beauregard Sessions

I Reject the Facts

I realize this may be an unfashionable belief in a time of growing tolerance of drug use, but too many lives are at stake to worry about being fashionable: I reject the idea that America will be a better place if marijuana is sold in every corner store.

– Republican Attorney General and Private Prison Profiteer Jefferson Beauregard Sessions, III, March, 2017

Mitch McConnell

Amnesia Part Deux

Just so everyone knows… there has NEVER been a successful partisan filibuster of a #SCOTUS nominee in the history of the US #Senate.

– Republican Senator Mitch McConnell, March 29, 2017, leader of the first successful partisan filibuster of a SCOTUS nominee in the Senate

Michael Cohen

You Can’t Rape Your Spouse

You’re talking about the frontrunner for the GOP, presidential candidate, as well as a private individual who never raped anybody. And, of course, understand that by the very definition, you can’t rape your spouse.

– Legal Counsel to the President Michael Cohen, 2015, when asked about allegations that Donald Trump raped Ivana